I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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