drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I am naked and annoyed.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
