he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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