I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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