3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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