i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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