She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm at about main and main street
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Text me some of your sweat
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
