so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
no you cant smoke seaweed
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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