so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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