Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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