Can Purell be used as lube?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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