this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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