she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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