Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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