I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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