fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
