He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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