i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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