we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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