sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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