I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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