i think my mom watched the whole time
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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