You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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