My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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