but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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