Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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