so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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