Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i now understand why vodka
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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