New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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