I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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