Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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