I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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