in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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