ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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