yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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