does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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