I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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