Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
