two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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