stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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