it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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