How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
