Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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