The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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