she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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