so explain again why im purple
no
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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