Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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