Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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