Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize
