Whod you bang
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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