Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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