Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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